Dolphins Owner Stephen Ross is turning a staple of South Florida Culture into a Hollywood style dog and pony show by selling pieces of the Miami Dolphins to second rate celebrities.

He says this is an attempt to bring new fans to the table, but at what cost. I watch football to watch football, not to see J-lo lurching around her corporate box in a drunken stupor while crappy music blares between plays. I don't give a give a rats ass about Gloria Estefan, and unless I'm on a wave runner, I hope I never see her.

I understand that football is a business but it is also a tradition and even though I never get a dime, the team is traditionally my Miami Dolphins just as they were my father's Miami Dolphins. Now you are throwing it in my face that its actually Marc Anthony's Miami Dolphins. Next up is Fergie? The only thing I know about Fergie is that she is a singer and that she once pissed herself for a live audience while plastered on stage. What a treat it will be if we can get her to drop a deuce on the 50 yard-line during halftime.

So to the Primary Owner of the team I say this: Before you started doing this embarrassing crap, I had no idea who you were and I think I preferred it that way. Stop devaluing the team by selling out. If money is tight, come up with a plan to sell a portion of the team to us. I bet you could get a buck from a couple million true fans that would appreciate collectively owning a fraction of a percent of the Miami Dolphins a lot more than these pathetic mascots for hire who just want screen time after their mediocre careers have fizzled.

...and you better do it quick before I become a Cleveland Browns fan. They might not win much, but at least their organization understands the value of a loyal fan.

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