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The American Dream: Flight Attendant tells pasengers to "F-off" over PA, steals two beers, and slides down emergency chute. A flight attendant from jetBlue, irate at a passenger who refused to apologize for accidentally hitting him in the head with his luggage, has lived the American Dream.

From the metropolis article:

"Slater demanded an apology from the passenger, the official said, but the passenger refused. The two argued before the passenger told Slater to β€œfβ€” off”, the official said. The official said that Slater then got on the plane’s PA system and directed that same obscenity at all the passengers and added that he especially meant it for the man who refused to apologize.

Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute, the official said."

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Posted By: delete
08/10/10 12:54 AM

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08/10/10 12:58 AM
Posted By: Downbeat
08/11/10 01:20 AM

Apparently when they came to his house to arrest him, he was in the middle of having sex. This guy is a champion. If life gave out trophies, he'd get a big one.
Posted By: johnpg82
08/11/10 05:09 PM

I'm just going to guess that he was having sex w/ a guy.
Posted By: Virginia
08/12/10 02:02 AM

All dramatic exits are so much cooler when you have a slide to go down.
Posted By: Michael
08/12/10 12:48 PM

even more so if theres a pirate ship at the bottom.