In another disgusting display of sexual profiling, a flamboyantly dressed Nurse Shark was assaulted last week by a couple of oppressive scuba-divers in Jupiter, Florida.

The divers identified the free-swimming creature by its neon-pink dress collar, and proceeded to jump the shark in an inhumane frenzy of shallow water judgment.

This single despicable act may have set gay shark rights back 100 years; not to mention a devastating blow to the already damaged public image of Nurse Sharks worldwide.

I can only hope we will one day accept Ginglyhomostoma cirratum as noble, respectable creatures.

Tags: shark, gay, gay sharks, homosharks, sharks that swim both ways, typical floridians,

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