As part of our special feature marking the 50th anniversary of the search for extraterrestrial life, they rounded up some of humanity's radio messages to the stars.

while you might like to check out this interesting little historical look at short radio signals sent into space you should pay particular attention to a Mr. Joe Davis.

In the 1980's it seems Joe was plagued by a particularly unsettling problem. aliens that may have already picked up radio transmissions of human faces and voices would have no idea what our reproductive systems looked liked, let alone sound like. after watching species for the 76th time Joe had a revelation. he would send the sounds of vaginal contractions into space. joe while in the midst of fulfilling his purpose in life was stopped by US air force. a bunch of prudes if you ask me. luckily however joe manged to get a couple of radio transmissions out their.

Tags: space, extra terrestrials, vagina,

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