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I had never heard of this person until now. I'm guessing this has something to do with drug abuse?

no 32 year old white female celebrities are unusually prone to cardiac arrest

I hereby swear to dedicate my medical career to end this horrible condition and protect 32 year old white female celebrities so they can continue to make half-way decent movies in the nineties

Lmfao.. sporadically, holy shit, i think I just peed that's so damn funny.


I mean... This is really sad news...

im glad someone got it =]

while i'm sure her death is sad to those around her, it did inspire what i consider to be the greatest quote of 2009:

"2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."
- Ashton Kutcher, 1 of 2days hottest celebz lols!

Her best work was king of the hill.

Ashton certainly seems to like 'em old.