Posts: General / The stupid criminal thread.

http://cbs4.com/local/ban...ry.deltona.2.1240002.html

I love stories about stupid criminals.... post more.

onemiamibum:
http://cbs4.com/local/ban...ry.deltona.2.1240002.html

I love stories about stupid criminals.... post more.

i dont know where i read it or saw it but there was a criminal who was so addicted to facebook that he logged into it from a house he was burglarizing...which lead to his arrest.

er actually heres a link to the story http://www.journal-news.n.../525232.html

Here is another idiot who got caught because of his Facebook status....

http://www.ksat.com/news/21193887/detail.html

Oh no! The Fat Defense.

http://cbs4.com/watercool...er.defense.2.1276150.html

onemiamibum:
Oh no! The Fat Defense.

http://cbs4.com/watercool...er.defense.2.1276150.html

so all the prosecution has to do is find some instance of this guy doing anything even remotely cardiovascular. obviously he plays golf, but that doesnt count so maybe he can swing it. (npi)

spazdaq:


i dont know where i read it or saw it but there was a criminal who was so addicted to facebook that he logged into it from a house he was burglarizing...which lead to his arrest.

er actually heres a link to the story http://www.journal-news.n.../525232.html

Hilarious. It would have been even better if she took the opportunity to change his profile info to "Seeking: Men."

Dylan:


Hilarious. It would have been even better if she took the opportunity to change his profile info to "Seeking: Men."

hehe
its the little things.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/C.../index.html

Top this!!!!!!!!!!!

onemiamibum:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/C.../index.html

Top this!!!!!!!!!!!

i think people need to see it:

http://cbs4.com/local/pot...bust.death.2.1365857.html

Man chokes to death trying to swallow the marijuana evidence. He also got tased.

onemiamibum: http://cbs4.com/local/pot...bust.death.2.1365857.html Man chokes to death trying to swallow the marijuana evidence. He also got tased.

roffle
what a jackass

lol @ this dumbass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWf2ExFgr-k

KingLloyd: lol @ this dumbass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWf2ExFgr-k

that was a lot of work for one cigarette.

onemiamibum:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/C.../index.html

Top this!!!!!!!!!!!

this would have been a great new nickname for the thieves in the home alone series, the wet bandits, the sticky bandits and now the inkface bandits

onemiamibum:
Oh no! The Fat Defense.

http://cbs4.com/watercool...er.defense.2.1276150.html

Here's a shocker... the fat defense didn't work...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33506981/ns/us_news/

http://cbs4.com/local/bon...ated.judge.2.1376845.html
The best part is "I didn't know he could do that."

onemiamibum: http://cbs4.com/local/bon...ated.judge.2.1376845.html The best part is "I didn't know he could do that."

i guess he never saw 'My Cousin Vinnie'

onemiamibum: http://cbs4.com/local/pot...bust.death.2.1365857.html Man chokes to death trying to swallow the marijuana evidence. He also got tased.

keeping with the theme.

 Man caught with bag of marjuana stuck to his forehead. Classic rookie mistake never stash your pot under the hat your wearing. you may, for example,  remove your hat and forgot about the pot and accidently run into the police with the bag of pot stuck to your forehead. dont believe just ask Cesar Lopez.

Click to learn more about the Jackass

Virginia:



keeping with the theme.

 Man caught with bag of marjuana stuck to his forehead. Classic rookie mistake never stash your pot under the hat your wearing. you may, for example,  remove your hat and forgot about the pot and accidently run into the police with the bag of pot stuck to your forehead. dont believe just ask Cesar Lopez.

Click to learn more about the Jackass

what an idiot

Virginia:




keeping with the theme.

 Man caught with bag of marjuana stuck to his forehead. Classic rookie mistake never stash your pot under the hat your wearing. you may, for example,  remove your hat and forgot about the pot and accidently run into the police with the bag of pot stuck to your forehead. dont believe just ask Cesar Lopez.

Click to learn more about the Jackass

I had a guy walk up to me once, to complain about all the police in his neighborhood. He said it gave a bad impression. He relayed this message to me while I stared at the marijuana baggie he had tucked over his ear like a cigarette.