Posts: General / Photoshop Help .....Gibby I'm looking at you

I need somebody to take this shitty picture:







and make the following changes:



1) Change the mirrored "Hurley" to a mirrored "idiotechnica"

2) On the blank wall, put in spraypaint (or a suitable text) "The world's friendliest website"

3) Remove chapped winter lips

4) Do whatever you can about the fucked up hue/saturation

5) if you can, sneak an idiotechnica looking scheme onto the background monitor.





Make me proud, people!

Alternately, if you just want to photoshop it to make me look like an asshole, feel free.

I would not recognize you in public.

My hair isn't always so punk. I had just woken up in that pic.

What ever happened to Lloyd?

Nailed it.

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha.   

You're so fucking talented, Jeremy.

Dylan:


Alternately, if you just want to photoshop it to make me look like an asshole, feel free.

Minimal to no alteration required.

i lamayoed.

001ybbig:
Nailed it.

perfect

I'm sending idiotechnica.com an invoice for $340.00 for all the time that project consumed.





You get my "friends and family" rate of $1000.00 per hour.
Because I love you.

idiotechnica was recently sold off to a Moroccan coffee baron, so you'll have to chase after Zweldin Visektrapekt if you want to get paid.     Just don't get on his bad side.  

You always look so different in each of your pictures. In some of them you look like a short emo 12 year old boy, in others such as this one you look as if you just might be legal and some what tall.

Cindy: You always look so different in each of your pictures. In some of them you look like a short emo 12 year old boy, in others such as this one you look as if you just might be legal and some what tall.

The important thing to focus on is the fact that I'm not gay. 

You should probably leave another gem here for me to stumble upon when bored.

I would but since taking those pictures my camera has apparently contracted a bad case of satan.



Before:



After:



Both were taken using the same settings!

julio:

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.



God dammit Julio. You win the internet yet again.   

That's right, Julio. JC doesn't stand for Jesus Christ, but god damn us all Dylan... who will save the internets if we are the only ones left.....