Posts: General / I forsee a rise in STIs and unwanted pregnancy

Thank-you apple
http://www.geekologie.com...ing_theres_an_app_for.php

Screw checking yourself. I say go get wasted, walk up to some person you you want to bang, ask them to pee on the chip and then say "I'll get back to you in 2 minutes"

Who cares if the urine test is the most inaccurate way of testing, you'll feel even safer knowing there's only a 98% chance you'll wake up in a couple of weeks with new type of discharge or growth. Anyways, you'll have their urine in your phone, so it will be as if you're already on an intimate level.

thank god im not single anymore. haha but that is brilliant!

So are you telling me you won't pee on my phone for me?