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The following was actually slipped into my apartment through the crack in my door.  It was printed on a white piece of half-sized printer paper.    It gets weirder the further on you read.



Give Me a Chance and Your Ideas! The Issues



* 1 percent property tax increase each year for 4 years.

* LRT It needs to get done to stop wasting time and money.

* Lansdowne: I'll make sure the CFL comes back to Ottawa.



*Let's create jobs and help small and medium businesses

-let's fight new fees for services, give business what they need like more parking for Chinatown, a sexier bank street for the gay and straight community and I'll boost tourism!

*Real Housing First Strategies bur more importantly let's maintain existing affordable or social housing its cheaper and the right thing to do.

*New Parades: I propose with the popularity of Zombie and Haunted Walks that we create and official parade and I predict it will be a huge annual tourist attraction with me at the front.  I have more ideas too!

*New Bylaw to prevent Foreign International terrorists like Former President Bill Clinton from speaking by city council vote.

Remember to Vote on October 25th. If not convinced I have a small booklet on my political philosophy with an occult story for cost.  





------------------the following was printed on the back of the paper------------------





Barkley Pollock for Somerset Ward 14: The Bio



I was born February 5th, 1979 in Vancouver hospital and have lived across Canada.  I was in the gifted program in Mississauga, Ontario and went on to Ryerson Polytechnical University in their business laptop program.. After having lived in Toronto for not even two months in my second semester, I was abducted by terrorists (Feb 15-15, 1999 by a Liberal-Democrat-zionist cabal sponsored by the CIA under Chretien and Clinton and selected by a CIA agent by the name of Professor.  Esther Deut(s)ch), who still hold my brain hostage to this day.  I still have no legal documents with respect to this abduction.  After having returned to Mississauga to live with my family, despite all odds I achieved bringing myself back from the dead over and over working periodically (in warehousing, service and general labour industries) until overwhelmed by terrorists and their agenda over and over and later forced onto disability.  While this story may sound astonishing brain uploading itself is not illegal and exists in a state of decriminalization despite what crimes were probably committed by others involved in my capture.  Having said that, I'm recognized as having the world's strongest mental acumen.  I have achievements in clairvoyance, telepathy and other related psychic achievements some of which are related to movies.  Conversely I have been a victim of torture, brain washing and degrees of mind control.  I've investigated many aspects related to immortality and mind.  I should make it clear I only support voluntary brain uploading for the purpose of individual immortality and without slavery, persecution or infringement on any existing right(s) in society.   I ran for mayor of Ottawa in 2006 and have lived in Ottawa for about 7 years and have been on the cover of Scientific American Nov. 2008.  I also have an extended bio available for cost.  Vote Super Hero!







................needless to say, he has my vote.

sounds like Ignatius J. Reilly



google it.

For anyone who is curious as to what the November 2008 cover of Scientific American was....



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this just adds to my confirmation biases that most politicians are nothing more than mind controlled puppets.

Virginia:

this just adds to my confirmation biases that most politicians are nothing than mind controlled puppets.

Really if I had to choose, I'd rather elect a paranoid schizophrenic than a psychopath.   That's a change I can believe in.

Dylan:



Really if I had to choose, I'd rather elect a paranoid schizophrenic than a psychopath.   That's a change I can believe in.

do you know if psychopaths also smoke cigs at a higher rate than the normal population? 

Virginia:



do you know if psychopaths also smoke cigs at a higher rate than the normal population? 

I don't actually know (I probably should), but I wouldn't be surprised.



They did find that MAO-A levels can predict credit card debt though:



http://www.scientificamer...cle.cfm?id=born-into-debt

Dylan:



I don't actually know (I probably should), but I wouldn't be surprised.



They did find that MAO-A levels can predict credit card debt though:



http://www.scientificamer...cle.cfm?id=born-into-debt

awesome I did not know that but considering the MAO-A is believed to affect our reward system and risk taking behaviors I am not surprised. I would also assume it is also related to divorce rates, drug use, domestic violence, etc. 



With that said I just read in Discovery magazine, July's issue entitled "The streetlight effect"  that over 90% of research linking a gene to a behavior is later proven wrong. 

Virginia: With that said I just read in Discovery magazine, July's issue entitled "The streetlight effect" that over 90% of research linking a gene to a behavior is later proven wrong.

proven wrong by the bible

spazdaq:



proven wrong by the bible

well 100% of the stuff that get posted on this site is proven wrong by the bible.