Virginia: Wake up today less than an hour before my flight thanks once again to my worthless phone. Frantically gather my stuff and drive off to the airport. Get there in what should have been the nick of time but rather Delta overbooked the flight. I am told to go to the customer service line, which is rather long and wait to talk to someone there. As I am in line my flight calls boarding 3 times. I stand there in utter frustration with others from my flight in the same boat. Finally get to the counter where a older Asian man begins to attempt to bend me over and well you get the rest. No flight available until 3, since the 3 hour exchange limit has passed by that time Delta will now charge me $150 late exchange fee plus the difference for the ticket coming out to almost a grand. A fucking grand for me to get to Oregon today because Delta is fucking greedy. I cry, actually for the first time in public since I was 22 and my manager yelled at me in front of everyone at the restaurant. Now 6 years later Delta makes me cry because they put me in a situation that is absolutely ridiculous. The Asian man looks sympathetic and apologizes for his inability to help me so I ask for a manager. He points to a lady next to him dealing with her own customer issues. A young European man that obviously speaks very little English is there not crying like me but very upset. In his very broken English I hear him repeating the words, "You company very very bad people, very bad people"!!! My sentiments exactly. I throw my hand in the air, obviously dealing with anyone at Delta at this point is useless.
This story, however, has a bit of a happy ending you see. My knight in shinning armor or my very cute beach bum in sandals and a Phil Heart t-shirt meets me at the airport and calls Expedia finding me a flight out of American Airways for $500 leaving today well in about 45 minutes. I get to go home sleep a bit, grab the many things I had forgotten in the mad rush earlier and now I am almost on my way to a conference in Oregon.
id like to correct some things.
its bret hart, not phil heart.
asian men dont bend you over and do anything. they just call their friends over to cum on your face.
have a safe flight, baby...and in case i starve to death before you get back, i love you.
