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Posts: General / The NHL playoffs.

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Dylan Post Author Photo: Dylan
The NHL playoffs.
04/14/10 07:22 PM



I have been really burnt on hockey lately but I figured the playoffs deserve a thread. 



My beloved Senators are obviously my fan fav, but after they get knocked out I am rooting for Chicago all the way. Go Hawks!



For those of you in the SUSA, here's a little background: Hockey is a game played on ice by Canadian athletes for american dollars and the chance to appear in Ford commercials. 



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OhHiItsMe Post Author Photo: OhHiItsMe
04/14/10 10:49 PM

I'm rooting for the Wings because uhm if you don't they shoot you, so yeah,
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manic Post Author Photo: manic
04/15/10 12:39 PM

i'm rooting for whoever the sharks are playing against.

and the canadiens, because i love them for some weird reason.
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001ybbig Post Author Photo: 001ybbig
04/17/10 07:47 PM

Go Nashville Predators!

Fuck Chicago.
Fuck Detroit.
Fuck San Jose.

East? Who Cares. Go Penguins I guess.
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ReverendDropout Post Author Photo: ReverendDropout
04/18/10 03:53 PM

Chicago/Washington in the finals.
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Dylan Post Author Photo: Dylan
04/22/10 11:42 PM



Woo hoo!  Ottawa still alive!

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Dylan Post Author Photo: Dylan
05/12/10 08:46 PM



Montreal is poised to oust Pittsburg.  One period left and Montreal leads 4-2.  If they pull it off, it will be considered a monumental upset. (Meaning there won't be a single sober French person left in Canada until Monday.)

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Dylan Post Author Photo: Dylan
05/15/10 07:22 PM



CBC template on playoff Sports writing. 




Headline: [Team A] must [skate/shoot/emote] better for improved results


After [insert number] games over [insert number] days, it's do or die time for the [insert team name A] and the [team name B] on [insert day], with everything on the line because they control their own destiny but they have to treat this just like any other game as everything comes down to this battle.



[Team A] is really having a hard time heading into this crucial contest, dropping its last [three/five/10,000] games, and needs to get better on its [backcheck/forecheck/backstroke] for improved results.



"It's getting a bit tough out there," said John Smith, [forward/defenceman/coach/Zamboni driver] for [Team A]. "But all we have to do is stay [positive/focused/away from all-night buffet tables] and stick to our own game, and we'll be fine."



One problem for [Team A] is their [penalty kill/power play/basic hockey skills], which has really struggled as of late. [Team A] is [insert some sort of negative statistics], which is really bad.



But the main thing that [Team A] needs to do, above all else, is [prevent traffic in front of the net/get traffic in front of the net/stop getting stuck in traffic before the game].



So with their [backs against the wall/season on the line/tee times booked], the [cute nickname for Team A] are pulling out all the stops to [survive/live to fight another day/continue to abuse the team expense account while on the road].



With that in mind, [Team A] is calling up hotshot forward Dean [Jones/Johnson/Youngblood], hailing from [small-town Canada/northern U.S./The Moon]. He's currently lighting up the [whatever league he's currently in] with [some sort of stats].



"I'm just happy to be here, happy to [contribute/help out the team/help out my bank account]," he said. "I'm not going to try and do too much, just give [100/110/infinity] per cent and see what happens."



[Insert catchy heading here]


Meanwhile, [Team B] is continuing its [magical/Cinderella/Rumpelstiltskin] run, thanks in large part to the hot play of [goalie/forward/P.A. announcer] Jim Jackson.



"I'm not doing anything [different/out of the ordinary/if you don't count carrying my entire team on my back]," he said. "And I've got [great/good/the worst] teammates around me, who are [giving their all/playing their hearts out/remind me of pylons when we're out on the ice]."



"All I'm doing is just playing within [myself/my ability/the arena during the allotted time that the game is running]."



The [cute nickname for Team B] are doing the [improbable/impossible/thing that happens almost every year] by knocking off the favourites, and might be nearing another major [upset/shocker/corporate sponsorship] with their recent play.



With everything on the line, it all comes down to this one final game that's sure to be a [classic/barnburner/blowout].



Because both teams control their own destiny in a must-win situation for all the marbles with no tomorrow and have to remember what got them here because they have a chance to do something really special and if they lose they go home.



Because in the playoffs [anything/something/absolutely nothing] can happen.







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001ybbig Post Author Photo: 001ybbig
05/17/10 11:50 AM

I'm now rooting for Montreal.

Hard not to love the underdog knocking off the big overpaid boys.

Whoever wins the east I'm rooting for to win the Cup.
Because San Jose and Chicago can both eat a dick.
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m1nr Post Author Photo: m1nr
05/17/10 11:36 PM

My Flyguys are fucking crazy bastards. Love getting into a 3-0 hole (both series and game 7) and tear it up on a 4-0 run both times. Insane. If they make it to the Stanley Cup Finals I may have to dish out some money to go to one game.
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Osker Post Author Photo: Osker
05/19/10 04:47 PM

Flyers are going to win it all because...

1. Montreal can't score on Leighton.
2. San Jose always chokes.
3. Marian Hossa plays for Chicago.

Therefore I don't see how it won't happen ;] PLUS LAPPY DESERVES HIS NAME ON THE CUP!
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m1nr Post Author Photo: m1nr
05/26/10 12:34 AM

Osker:
Flyers are going to win it all because...

1. Montreal can't score on Leighton.
2. San Jose always chokes.
3. Marian Hossa plays for Chicago.

Therefore I don't see how it won't happen ;] PLUS LAPPY DESERVES HIS NAME ON THE CUP!

You're good.
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Osker Post Author Photo: Osker
05/26/10 12:33 PM

I so badly want to come out to Philly... Too bad my sister is poor.

I hope Philly can pull it off. It will be one of the happiest moments of my life if they do!
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Dylan Post Author Photo: Dylan
05/26/10 06:38 PM



Click to Enlarge!



Go Hawks Go!



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m1nr Post Author Photo: m1nr
05/27/10 12:19 AM

Osker:
I so badly want to come out to Philly... Too bad my sister is poor.

I hope Philly can pull it off. It will be one of the happiest moments of my life if they do!

Haha why? AND COME OUT! Come out Saturday... Me, JC, and 22 of my other friends are going to the US v. Turkey soccer game in philly. I'm painting my body, we will pregame, have a party bus take us there and back, then party after the game and watch the Flyers take game 1!!!
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Osker Post Author Photo: Osker
05/28/10 06:56 PM

m1nr:
Haha why? AND COME OUT! Come out Saturday... Me, JC, and 22 of my other friends are going to the US v. Turkey soccer game in philly. I'm painting my body, we will pregame, have a party bus take us there and back, then party after the game and watch the Flyers take game 1!!!


If I went to Philly I sure as hell would not be going to soccer games, lol.

My current favorite NHL player is Ian Laperriere. He used to play for my team. I got to know him a bit over the years and he means the world to me.

He's the nicest person I've ever met in my life. I want nothing more than his name going on the Cup.
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Osker Post Author Photo: Osker
06/11/10 12:09 AM

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m1nr Post Author Photo: m1nr
06/14/10 09:42 PM

Osker:
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Twas a shame, eh? Fuckin' Hossa.

I reallyyyyyyyyy want a Hartnell jerseyyyyyyy
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Osker Post Author Photo: Osker
06/24/10 11:28 PM

lolz Hartnell. His hair is so beyond ridiculous.

I wanted to twirl it around my finger when I met him.
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