Posts: General / Life Lessons Learned for February 2010

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- Drunken e-mails, no matter how closely spell checked and re-drafted, are always a horrible idea.

- Family is always a welcome sight even in the worst of situations.

- A 2 for 1 pizza deal doesn't mean you should eat twice as much.

- winter shoes in colorado are a necessity. Don't just pretend like you don't need them because you don't want to spend the money

- flirting with girls is hard

- even strippers can be elementary school art teachers

- When in doubt, wear your snowpants.

you need to explain how you learned these lessons

spazdaq:

you need to explain how you learned these lessons

This thread is supposed to be vague!





But here's a sneak peek:



"Don't eat twice as much pizza" is disturbingly related to "When in doubt, wear snowpants".

lol

-When experimenting with a life lesson and currently being involved in the task, it is bad to know that it is a life lesson brought on by yourself just to test the waters and then reply to this thread because despite it being a life lesson, you are still enveloped in the situation that is unbreakable therefore creating an ongoing learned life lesson without end in sight.

-That's what she said.

-Am I really such a bad person that when I try HELPING someone by jump starting their car the previous day without succeeding and then I wake up the next day go to work and when I turn the key MY battery is now dead... what kind of life lesson is that?

I should start playing beer pong for money.

Never take fitness as an online course.

P.s. Who sends drunken emails nowadays?

m1nr: P.s. Who sends drunken emails nowadays?

your mom and frankly it's just inappropriate and uncomfortably for all of us.

Virginia:



your mom and frankly it's just inappropriate and uncomfortably for all of us.

she gets me in the mood actually.

- don't lose your wallet, especially if you're an illegal immigrant.

- Venus Conjunct Mars = too sexy for my shirt

- Cellphone locked inside pocket doesn't mean it's not going to dial 911 by itself. Put it in a case

- tattoo's don't hurt, and they are not addictive.

- letting a girl play with your PP while watching romeo ad juliet does not lead to sex. because i think she's secretly a lesbian or Bi

God damn it

- ending a mediocre relationship is the best possible thing you can do, even when it sucks

- cute british boys are fucking amazing

- seattle has a seriously-better-than-i-realized hip-hop scene

- mark any food you dont want your sister to eat obviously, because otherwise she'll even eat your fucking left-overs because she never buys her own groceries

m1nr: P.s. Who sends drunken emails nowadays?

Agreed. It is far better to just post on a message board.

Dylan:




Agreed. It is far better to just post on a message board.

At least you understand.

Complicated issues can always be made easier to understand using pictures.

1. Just because you are a good friend to someone, doesn't mean they will be to you.

2. Being friends with someone for 6 months doesn't mean you know them at all. Same as relationships. If you're engaged at 6 months, you're probably not smarter than a 5th grader.

3. Weed your garden of friendship every so often. If a person is negative and doesn't make you a better person, cut them loose.

neecole:
1. Just because you are a good friend to someone, doesn't mean they will be to you.

2. Being friends with someone for 6 months doesn't mean you know them at all. Same as relationships. If you're engaged at 6 months, you're probably not smarter than a 5th grader.

3. Weed your garden of friendship every so often. If a person is negative and doesn't make you a better person, cut them loose.

Someone's more bitter than a grapefruit.

kyle:


Someone's more bitter than a grapefruit.

Lol, shut up.

I'm frustrated. My "best friend" was talking shit about me behind my back telling a mutual friend that "My grandma was dying too, she needs to buck up." I don't really think it's anyone's place to talk shit about another person who is going through something like that. She said that to her long time best friend who asked to meet me for coffee and said, "I dont' want to talk about kalya, but i just thought you should know"

If you knew me, you'd know that in most cases, I'm not going to take shit from people. So my effort into that friendship stopped upon knowing that. Then everything went downhill from there.

We agreed to resign our lease. Then in a matter of like 3 days, she tells her job that she's going back to school in May... so she gets fired. She tells me she's not resigning and she is actually buying a condo...which would cost me 400-700+utilities.

THEN she calls me Sunday night asking me to go to King's Head Pub. I said maybe, probably not and she goes. Oh, no big deal "If you come, you come... if you don't, you don't" then an hour later, her facebook status is "The shoes you bought last week aren't going to help you walk over the bridge you burnt today"

Homegirl is turning 28 next month.

- If it hurts to say the words like "Succinctly" or "Bostonian", it's better to make a dental appointment than to alter your lexicon vocabulary.