Posts: Love and Relationships / When it rains... it fucking pours

One Week of Love

1. was dating darling boy but called it off recently when I realized we wanted different things. He is my neighbor and he adores me despite my best attempts to convince him I am No Good. (Monday)


2. Then old F.B. happened to call. He's been bugging me for a while but I was into guy 1. So, after we broke up this sorta happened one night. (Tuesday)


3. Then friend of a friend and I hang out and end up really hitting it off. So this has been happening for a couple days (wed and thurs)


4. Last night I had a date with a girl I met on CL. She actually lives really close to me and she spent the night 0_o (Friday LOL)


5. okay, now this other girl wants to go on a date with me



Take your pick?

So you're gay?

Not that theres anything wrong with it. lol

Stick with #1

bad news on you being wrong as hell re: your opinions br0

she datin' a dogg now

I was hoping you wouldn't dreg back this far

it was the first post

[emo]

my suggestion is to break all their hearts by joining a nunnery where they practice their faith through coy little kisses on the titties and then send postcards to all of them labeled "God Did it Better"

wait no don't do that, Fuck!

I will officially announce that I am on the path to choosing #3.
But, as the bachelorette, I expect more fights, broken glass, and broken bones.
*sits on very tall throne-like chair*

number three looks like the kind of guy who sniffs his socks before putting them on

Doesn't everyone do that?

I guess I meant for just a little too long

I need Dylan. Where is Dylan. Can someone use their powers to call him here?

Your choices appear to get less attractive as the week wears on. First and second fish were your best bets.

you just don't like 3-5 because you're not a lesbian

Holy Shit

;)

Some trannys just came in and I think they were on valium/clon or maybe they were just drunk. I can't figure it out.