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Is the new hotness. Instead of saying "Oh fuck." or "Shit!" just say "Eff Kay". It is family friendly and also serves as a sign of nobility.

Consider using it in the following situations:

- dropping a bowl of peas on your kitchen floor. "Eff Kay!"
- Forgetting your wallet when you are already out on a date. "Eff Kay."
- Accidentally finding your parents' 'Secret Love Tape'. "Eff Kay".
- Any time when driving in Quebec. "Eff Ké!"


Together, we can make a difference.

Note: I realize this is a hard sell, but I guarantee you will fall in love with it once you say it aloud in the prper, eff kay! I mean proper situation.

Dylan:
Note: I realize this is a hard sell, but I guarantee you will fall in love with it once you say it aloud in the prper, eff kay! I mean proper situation.

dot nose.

spazdaq:


dot nose.

The difference here being while Sarah Silverman is off making literally thousands of dollars, idiotechnica will raise the slang-bar up and over even our most spazdaquian of expectations.

Dylan:


The difference here being while Sarah Silverman is off making literally thousands of dollars, idiotechnica will raise the slang-bar up and over even our most spazdaquian of expectations.

in that case.
you can do better.

Dylan:
Is the new hotness. Instead of saying "Oh fuck." or "Shit!" just say "Eff Kay". It is family friendly and also serves as a sign of nobility.

- dropping a bowl of peas on your kitchen floor. "Eff Kay!"
- Forgetting your wallet when you are already out on a date. "Eff Kay."
- Accidentally finding your parents' 'Secret Love Tape'. "Eff Kay".
- Any time when driving in Quebec. "Eff Ké!"
Together, we can make a difference.

Have you considered cross-cultural variations

- dropping a bowl of beans on your dirt floor. "El Káy!"
- Forgetting you do not own a wallet when you are already out on a date. El Káy!
- Accidentally finding your parents' 'Secret Love Drawing". El Káy!
- Any time when riding your donkey in Mexico. El Káy

or maybe

- dropping a bowl of nothing on your dirt floor. "ɲ ǝsswa!"
- Forgetting you do not know what a wallet is when you are already out trying not to get killed. ɲ ǝsswa!
- Accidentally finding your parents alive. ɲ ǝsswa!
- Any time your walking in Kenya. ɲ ǝsswa

for example

Virginia:
- Accidentally finding your parents alive. %u0272 %u01DDsswa!

holy jesus at how much im laughing

aaaahahahahahahaaa. I knew this had some potential.