The Obama administration has come under heavy scrutiny for alleged unprovoked attacks on the moon. Representatives from the Earth's only natural satellite came out publicly last week against the events of Friday October 9th when the LCROSS rocket crashed into a crater on the Moon.



"We are absolutely shocked." Stated Colonel Xclrogm, a high ranking official of the Moon's complicated governmental body. "This is a clear cut case of a rogue nation abiding by its own rules. This disgusting event has all the makings of a terroristic act."

Quadrupedal Moon Officials have gone on record contending NASA's official justification for the attack.

"The media has made this out to be some kind of scientific mission." Explained an officer who chose not to give his name. "Make no mistake. This attack is yet another example of the USA trying to get their clawless, five-fingered hands on resources that are not theirs. The only difference is this time they skipped the hunt for WMDs."

The controversy is a timely one, Barack Obama was honored the Nobel Peace Prize on the very same day as the attack.

"It is a complete joke for Obama to accept such an award while bombarding his closest galactic neighbor on the same day." One critic suggested. "It makes a mockery of the entire concept of Peace."

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