When times are tough, when improper punctuation obliterates your hopes and dreams, when you feel two steps away from being a step short of stepping your last step....

...there is no better way to lift your spirits than to commit an act of pure selflessness, one that will assuredly improve not only your own life, but those around you, and around the world!

This is why I have decided to designate November 24th 2009 as my First Annual Charity Burrito Night (For Charity)!

The event will proceed as follows:

1. For dinner on November 24th, 2009, Dylan will be eating burritos.
2. All proceeds will be donated directly to charity! Awesome!

I will be funding the entire night's festivities from my own pocket, leaving the entire revenue stream to be directed straight to charity! Awesome!

Getting excited? Wait! There's more!

There will be an extravagant opening ceremony. Here are just a few highlights to expect:

-Dylan getting home from work.
-Dylan deciding on which pair of jeans to wear. (one of two!)
-Dylan listening to the Hot Snakes for awhile.

Once the main event is underway, it is virtually impossible to know just where the night will lead. One thing is for certain: there will be burritos, and there will be hope.

Additionally, many famous names are welcome to attend; including Beyonce Knowles, Alan Thicke (and family), "The Reverend" MC Hammer, and if he's still alive; Paul Daniels!

This incredulously generous event has been made possible by The Dylan Foundation, a private institution created specifically for the First Annual Burrito Charity Night (For Charity)! Awesome!



Currently, there are no plans to broadcast, webcast, or speak about this unimaginably altruistic event. However, please keep checking back for updates and info!

Together, we can make a difference. With burritos, we can make that difference on a full stomach.

~The Dylan Foundation.

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